Zero Dark Thirty
Cast: Jessica Chastian, Joel Edgerton
Writer: Mark Boal
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
** and a 1/2 *'s out of four.
I'm posting another one of these song parodies, because I have such a fun time making them. One of these days I will have to muster up the courage and record me singing one,but I'm pretty damn sure that none of you would want to hear that. So I don't have to let that worry me. If you do want me to sing the next one. Leave me a message in the comments. If I get more then 15, I will do it.
This time I changed the lyrics of the 80's arena rock anthem "Eye of The Tiger" and had it match my thoughts on the Oscar nominated war flick. "Zero Dark Thirty" Enjoy.
Zero Dark Thirty: Movie Review (In Style of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)
At a black site
CIA's doing torture
Water boarding some unfortunate perp
They may just break his will to survive
So Maya is the new girl on the team
feels bad for what they are doing
Don't cry for her, cause she will be just fine.
She will fight and not one will be alive
Its the Zero Dark Thirty
It's just paperwork thrills
lot of talking
but not so much on action
And the last half of film
is where the action all went
But there's just way too many damn scenes
Back to back
2nd war flick
Big e low's
An Oscar win
Is the best thing she wants
But she can't spect
lighting to strike twice
This manhunt should be real tense.
After all. It's Bin La Din.
Instead of thrills
I just get bureaucrats
and they make it tough to stay awake