Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The Vern is nominated for a 2013 Lammy.

Holy Hannah Montana Matzo Ball Soup. I've been nominated for a Lammy award this year.  This is far beyond anything I could have hoped for and I am extremely honored to be grouped in with some very creative and funny writers.  A big thank you to anyone and everyone who has nominated me for these spots. I love you very much.

 Now since The Lamb does not have a  "Sexiest Film Reviewer" category just yet.  I will have to just settle with the "Funniest Writer" one for now.  I still think the whole funny thing is just a typo because all the nominees in that category are very sexy.  Infact, I'm just going to go ahead right now and change funniest writer to sexiest film reviewer.  The nominees for sexiest film reviewer and not funniest writer are.

Dan Fogarty of Fogs Movie Reviews. 

Lady Sati of Cinematic Corner

Dylan Fields of Man I Love Films

Myself of The Vern's Videovangaurd


John LaRue of The Droid Your Looking For.

One would think being nominated for sexiest film reviewer would be good enough but no.  It turns out The Lamb is also nominating your truly and the As You Watch Podcast in the "Best Erotic Voice" category as well.  Now on the actual page with the other nominees it's called "Best Podcast", but we all know what is really meant by those words.  It  makes sense to change it because I wouldn't want a lot of angry letters from husbands telling me that their wives spend more time listening to my show then they do with them.  I would also hate getting letters from parents who have caught their 19 year old daughters discovering the joys of masturbation while they listened to my show.   Here is the list of other great podca...I mean erotic voices. Just be sure to have a bucket of ice nearby.  It's going to get steamy.

The (Title Pending )Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs

French Toast Sunday

The MILFcast

As You Watch

Reel Insight

Now while the other categories are not as sexy as the ones posted here.  They are still worth checking  out, mainly because it's always good to take a break so you can learn to better pace yourself.   Cheers.

2013 Lammy Nominations Full List


  1. Congrats on the sexy nominations! Good luck!

    1. Thank you very much Robert. It's always good to see you around here

  2. Oh, yeah for sexy!!! :P Congrats! :)

    1. I learned it by watching you, ok. I learned it by watching you. Thank you Margaret.

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    1. Thank you Barry. I plan on getting some shag carpet for this site if I win.

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    1. Thank you very much for the kinds words. There are a lot of great nominees this year.

  5. Cheers Vern! Good luck in the final voting!

    1. Best of luck to you as well. You for sure secured a vote from me.